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Tips Kejut Orang Bersahur

Ditulis ImamKhalid melalui soleh.net

Pagi ni kita sambung sikit sesi panduan kita dengan tips-tips untuk kejutkan pasangan atau rakan kita untuk bersahur. Sahur merupakan ibadat, sunat untuk dilakukan. Jadi kalau tak bersahur, kurang lah pahalanya…

Baiklah, antara cara yang mula-mula kita lakukan ialah:

1. Pegang anak jari kiri/kanan sambil tu panggil nama dia perlahan-lahan.
2. Sentuh bahu orang yang tidur tu dan goyangkan perlahan lahan sambil panggil nama dia.
3. Renjis air kat muka dia sambil panggil nama dia.
4. Tampar tampar manja pipi dia sambil panggil nama dia.
5. Tutup kipas/air cond.

Tapi kalau masih tak berkesan:

1. Jerit nama dia kuat kuat.
2. Gigit ibu jari kaki dia macam hantu toyol gigit.
3. Simbah air sebaldi, kalau boleh air rendam baju dalam.
4. Tarik rambut dia sampai dia jatuh dari tilam.
5. Goyangkan badan dia kuat-kuat sambil menjerit, “gempa bumi! gempa bumi! tsunami!
   tsunami!”
6. Jerit “api! api! api!”
7. Letak hidangan KFC atau McDonald atau pun ikan patin masak tempoyak yang baru dibeli di sebelah hidung dia - bagi dia ambik bau sikit.

Tapi kalau masih tak berkesan juga:

1. Pergi kat telinga dia dan sebut, “maa rabbuka!” - sambil seru nama dia banyak kali.
2. Duduk bersila di sebelah dia dan baca surah yaa sin!

Tapi kalau masih tak berkesan juga, ini saja cara terakhir:

1. Panggil orang masjid/surau untuk uruskan - kerana Tuhan lebih menyayanginya. Innaa liLlaahi wainnaa ilaihi rooji’uun.

Wallahu a’lam.

Nak tau bile tu kegumbiraan jangka masa pendek?

Mod : merepek

Bile ada kuih free yang banyak jenis, ada cookie yang sedap yang dibakar seorang gadis, air soya mawar yang murah tapi sejuk sambil melayan internet.

Tapi bagi maman lak, bile ada kuih free yang banyak jenis, air soya biasa yang murah tapi sejuk sambil melayan internet dengan PCnya yang terletak di atas meja barunya yang dibeli di Jusco bersama kerusi berwarna kuning setelah mengetahui gajinya masuk awal.

Kerepekan tamat. Burp! Alhamdulillah.

“I Dont hate Mozilla but use IE or Else...”

Maman wrote, "refering to a problem which a silly type of virus which keep users from using Firefox and pop out a message - I Dont hate Mozilla but use IE or Else... isn't a good example as a virus developer. The irresponsible person crafted the virus to attack opensource/free software users. I just can say that the person behind this are coward. Thank you.

Here is the solution:

1. Open the Task Manager by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del.
2. Go to the Process Tab.
3. End task with the name svchost.exe which run ONLY under your username.
4. Type c:\heap41a in your address bar of your file explorer. This is the only way to open this folder. It won't be visible by just browsing My Computer.

You have done it! Give a smile :-) and you can use your Firefox again.

Credit to Mohan

Backup Your Yahoo Messenger ID Contact Before Worst Thing Happen

I and my friends had a conversation last night about hijacked Yahoo! ID and we agreed on what the saddest thing about it - lost of ID contacts. So this morning I figured it out how to backup YM contacts by exporting them from Yahoo! mail.

Login to your Yahoo! mail and go to Addresses tab at the top. Then click Import/Export link which is located on the right between Sync and Options button. Scroll down to Export section and click Yahoo! CSV: Export Now. You will automatically download a dot csv file. To check the content, use Microsoft Excel to open it.

Additional steps on securing your Yahoo ID: Take your security question seriously, use symbol combination in your password, and avoid entering password on accepted/received URL.

Updated august 11 2008:
Import/export feature is now under Contacts.

Crazy Japanese Vending Machine

PhotoMann has a large 'collection' of images of unique vending machines found around Japan. Over 50 of them can be seen here. The machines are everywhere. Estimates suggest there are 5.6 million vending machines which works out to be one for every 20 people in Japan. Sales from vending machines in 2000 totaled $56 billion!



There are many purposes from selling eggs and umbrellas to charging your handphones.

Credit to msaleem.

Thing About Email : Cc and Bcc

They are carbon copy and blind carbon copy. The recipient and anyone specified in those two(Cc & Bcc) will accept the email. The different is, everyone who accept the email, will only see email addresses in Cc but not addresses in Bcc. Bcc hides them.

"Maman la ni tetibe tanye!"

Convert measurement using google

I'm surprised too =) Thanks Lotso.

Machines Opening

Today, Machines(KLCC) had their official opening and there were 50 units of iPod Shuffle sold with 50% off. I thought I would be one of the first ten person, but i was totally wrong. It was 8.30am and there were about 20-30 people already standing in front of the closed store. Some of them I heard came at 7. Feh! Met a few person who aren't so familiar with Apple, but have the desire to have one product. Been asked a no-brainer question also(silly but funny).

And I also met this Machines guy from the Mid Valley Machines store and we(with kevler) talked about few cool things. There were drinks and pastries and not to forget, the new iMac which didn't really caught my attention. What so sad is, no iPhone preview and they announced the cancellation last minute. Anyway, Machines did a good job and thanks for paying 200 for my 1st mp3 player. Erm..I dislike Apple earphone. I prefer my sennheiser =p

Yeah, I've heard this somewhere, Azul bought an iPhone from San Francisco and manage to unlock and use it here in Malaysia. Well, I'm looking forward to Azul at the next MyMug meetup =p

Some maths here. The price tag says rm.349. But in US they sell for usd.79 which is rm.277 here. WTF! Anyway they sold to us for rm.147 which is pretty cool.

Download Youtube Video

THIS TWO SITES ARE COOL! You give them youtube URL, and they will convert the video to some popular format such as .AVI .MOV .MP4 .3GP and even MP3. Later you'll be shown a download link where you can save the requested video to your computer. Now I don't have to extract the .FLV and hog my cpu to encode them to other format.

Ref | vconvert.net & vixy.net

Internet Connection Sharing on Mac OS X

Windows ICS is painful. Unlike Mac OS X which involve only three steps in System Preferences. Sharing > Internet Tab > Start. Now everybody in my house can surf!



Like what you see here I've set up a sharing preferences where other computers are able to connect to my laptop using wireless connection and share my internet access which I've connected to using bluetooth through my handphone.

tersentak jap

$ ls -ldh nmap*
drwxr-xr-x 113 amanyus amanyus 3K Jul 12 05:57 nmap-4.22SOC2
-rw-r--r-- 1 amanyus amanyus 18M Aug 8 13:03 nmap-4.22SOC2.tar.bz2
-rw-r--r-- 1 amanyus amanyus 4M Jul 12 06:22 nmap-4.22SOC2.tar.bz2.tar

$ du -sh nmap-4.22SOC2
19M nmap-4.22SOC2

Terkejut sebab compression stail 'tar.bz2.tar' leh bagi saiz yang mengagumkan.

Mac OS X + Motorola RAZR V3X + 3G Internet

Surfing with Windows on my mom's laptop is hardly enjoyable since I'm a Mac user. But we use 3G connection on a her Motorola RAZR V3X. On Windows, the setup is pretty straight. Not for Windows.

1. Download the Motorola GPRS Modem scripts from here.
2. Unzip the scripts, and copy the "Motorola GPRS CID1" script file to the "/Library/Modem Scripts" folder.
3. Set up Bluetooth. System Preferences > Bluetooth. Make sure that "Show Bluetooth status in the menu bar is checked".
4. Turn on your Motorola, and make sure that Bluetooth is on and discoverable (Connections > Bluetooth > Find Me).
5. On your Mac, in the Bluetooth settings (System Preferences > Bluetooth) select the Devices tab, and then press the "Setup new device" button. You can also select this item from the Bluetooth icon on your task bar.
6. Follow the instructions and pair the Motorola with your Mac.
7. In step 4 of 5 of the pairing process, make sure to check the "Access the Internet with your phone's data connection" checkbox, and select the "Use a direct, higher speed connection to reach your Internet Service Provider (GPRS, 1xRTT)" Radio Button. Select continue.
8. In the next screen, leave the username and password blank. For the GRPS CID String enter *99#, and for Modem Script, select "Motorola GPRS CID1". Click continue. Then click Quit.
9. Open Network Preferences (System Preferences > Network), highlight USB Bluetooth Modem Adaptor, and click configure.
10. Don't change TCP/IP settings. Switch to the PPP tab. Leave everything blank, except the Telephone Number which should be *99#.
11. Click the PPP Options button, and make sure that "Send PPP echo packets" is unchecked. This is very important. If you don't do this step, the connection will disconnect after a few seconds. Click OK.
12. Switch to the Bluetooth Tab, and make sure the correct Modem Script is selected, and everything is checked except for "Wait for dial tone before dialing".
13. Switch back to the PPP Tab and click the "Dial Now..." button. Set configuration to "Other" and leave everything blank. Press the "Connect" button. After a second or two a terminal window will come up, just hit the continue button.
14. You should now be connected. Open a browser and browse to a web page to make sure you are connected.

Credit to mike.chambers

tibe-tibe..

tibe tibe keter tu main lintas je . siot betol . hampir hampir aku langgar . nasib aku sempat brek . sampai tayar belakang moto aku terseret ala ala drift di tokyo . aku ambil kesempatan kerut dahi kat pemandu tu . walaupun tu salah aku . sebab aku elak bumper kat belakang .

tak sampai beberapa minit , nampak orang mati pulak . addui ... orang tu tak gerak . sebab dia dah mati . dia pakai helmet . tapi dah pecah. nampak kepala dia addui bukan kepalang . member dia pulak goyang kaki . bukan goyang kaki cam orang takde keja tu . tapi dia tertiarap kaki dia gerak gerak . addui . sakit kot . nampak pulak lori benti kat depan . AIYOH ... kena dengan lori ke ?

aku pun benti la tepi . turun nak amik gamba . pehtu baru aku ingat henset aku takde kamera . haha (aku tipu)

terus aku blur kejap . bahayanya motor . insaf jap seminit dua ... pehtu ada satu u turn tu tayar belakang motor aku tergelincir lagi . "woi, ko ingat ni ujibakat tokyo drift ke?!"

korang pernah terpikir tak singh bawak motor pakai serban pehtu serban dia ada visor helmet . pelik tapi benar . sekian .

P&G outing last week before the Simpsons movie..

Firefox Lightning Fast Tips

Type "maybank" in address text field and press enter to go to Maybank2u website. Instead of maybank2u.com or full www.maybank2u.com.my. Firefox will use the top result from Google by the word you typed. And now you can just type hotmail or utusan only and save seconds.

Mood Insaf (addui!)

"Bergunung mana pun harta, bukanlah kaya namanya, jika miskin budi bahasa..Segagah mana pun diri, bukanlah namanya pahlawan, jika nafsu tidak dapat di lawan..Secantik mana pun rupa nan ayu, bukanlah namanya ratu, jika buruk tingkahlaku..Setinggi mana pun darjatnya, bukanlah namanya mulia, jika tiada iman di dada..Melangit mana pun ilmu, bukanlah namanya bijaksana, jika tidak diamal & diguna..Sealim mana pun warak, bukanlah namanya ulama', jika takbur & riak.."

sampaian ym dari Abdul Rahman Wan Zulkipli, 12 tahun (adik Maryam, dulu Maryam ni pernah jadi teman sepermainanku sewaktu kecil, walaupun ibubapa saya dan ibubapa dia merupakan rakan yang rapat, kami tidak pernah berbual sehinggalah internet mempertemukan kami. Saya mengagumi dia sebagai rakan saya kerana sifat-sifat baik yang dimilikinya). Blog

Ditanya mengenai penubuhan unit anjing pengesan bagi membanteras penjualan cakera padat video (VCD) dan cakera video digital (DVD) cetak rompak, beliau berkata, ia dijangka mula beroperasi pada September ini.

‘‘Ia membabitkan dua ekor anjing jenis Labrador yang mempunyai kebolehan untuk mengesan VCD dan DVD dalam tempoh lima hingga 10 minit sahaja,’’ ujarnya. Sumber, Utusan.

ps: anjing geek...

Last night movie made me think of something.

There are still, some of us (i can say a few) work hard for reasons like these: Maybe you want to prove something to some people. Maybe because you do not want some people to think you're wasting their time (or money). Maybe because you are trying to impress some people. Maybe you want to win somebody's heart. Or sadly...maybe you just being told to.

....do it for yourself. you should try it sometime.

24:2 Surah Cahaya

"(As for) the fornicatress and the fornicator, flog each of them, (giving) a hundred stripes, and let not pity for them detain you in the matter of obedience to Allah and the last day."

"Perempuan yang berzina dan lelaki yang berzina, hendaklah kamu sebat tiap-tiap seorang dari keduanya seratus kali sebat dan janganlah kamu dipengaruhi oleh perasaan belas kasihan terhadap keduanya dalam menjalankan hukum agama Allah, jika benar kamu beriman kepada Allah dan hari akhirat dan hendaklah disaksikan hukuman seksa yang dikenakan kepada mereka itu oleh sekumpulan dari orang-orang yang beriman."

Hukuman sebatan di Malaysia untuk diambil iktibar. Belum lagi azab neraka. Ref. IslamOnline , pmo.gov.my , corpun.com , e-bacaan